C’mon Dave? Aren’t ya tired of just parroting hearsay in a buffonish manner? Where’s that spirit of inquisitiveness? That desire to ferret out the truth?

That’s what motivated you to work hard, and wade through the dog-eat-leftover-pizza competitive world of J-school, and to claw your way to the coifed top of the J-pro heap, isn’t it?

And hey, what better way to follow that drive, that dream…than to go on and grab that passport, the tanned multifunction field reporter’s vest, and head on out to Iraq to find out for yourself!. Hey, you could be just as influential as one of your heroes - big Joe Wilson! Sure, the mint tea might not be as primo…

Go for it, big headed guy! Get off your perfumed ass and get into the game!