Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy. Seems corporations and smokers aren’t the only ones he’s been screwing.

Choke on it, Eliot.

And ya know, as the sitting Governor of New York, you’d think that he’d have a security detail, or something? Well, that never stopped slowed down Bill. And ya know something else? Since non-disclosure agreements don’t apply to illegal activities (which, since Washington DC ain’t Pahrump, Nevada, paying cash money in return for sexual activity is), potentially we can look forward to some really twisted, tawdry, and salacious testimony with regard to Eliot’s little ridiculously over-priced liaison. Or, liasons, cause there’s really no reason to think he suddenly decided “hey, I think I’ll try something different this trip, and get a hooker”.

Yeah, Eliot - go ahead and try to stick this one out - like you did with the illegal alien driver’s licenses thing. This is sure to be a hell of a lot funnier. And the ending will be much more satisfying than you just giving up on a really, really stupid idea.

Next thing we’re likely to find out is that he’s a closet smoker. If cigars get mentioned, well, been there, seen that.

But he probably doesn’t inhale. Or something. It’s ok, though, since he is a progressive, so it’s all ok.

Sure it is. Really. Cause he’s all for women’s rights. At any price.

UPDATE Yep…

The inquiry found that Spitzer was a repeat customer with the Emperors Club VIP, the official said.
The Feb. 13 tryst took place in the Mayflower hotel, where Spitzer rented a second room for the woman under another name, the law enforcement official said. The official said Spitzer had to sneak past his State Police detail to get to her room.