Apropos of absolutely nothing, Rahm Emanuel is one of those guys I’ve always eagerly awaited being reported as caught up in a compromising situation involving a water mellon pineapple, a hamster, some duct tape, and lots of either leather or latex, and oodles of stomach churningly graphic video

Having his buddy Fournier have to report it would just be bonus.

Update: to answer the obvious question, no, I don’t really hate hamsters.