Oh, you didn’t appreciate those 12 cartoons? Trod on your delicate sensibilities did they? Feeling a bit disrespected and angry at those uppitty kufar, getting above themselves? Ticked off that we haven’t voted to pay the jiziya tax and accept that we’re simply not your equals and never will be, like well-behaved dhimmis ought to?

Okay, well don’t worry. I promise I won’t reprint any of those disrespectful cartoons mocking Mohammed from Jylands Posten.

Because we now have all-new disrespectful cartoons mocking Mohammed! Courtesy of our chums in the Dutch resistance. You could ask any retired Gestapo agent about what the Dutch are like when they finally lose it. If you can find any (snigger).

One Danish newspaper published some banal cartoons and that’s where it would have ended, but no, you had to go ballistic and make an issue out of it. Now the Prophet is being made fun of in every civilised nation on Earth.

Osama could have continued to nickle and dime us to death with pinprick attacks, and we would have never woken up from our 1990s coma, but no, he had to go and grab our complete and undivided attention on September 11th.

Do you Islamists ever get tired of fucking up so completely, or does it give you some sort of weird high? I ask merely for the purposes of historical documentation.